Monday, April 18, 2011

me and the guys at the grocery store who may or may not be fop

Me and the guy mouthing the words to Queen Latifah's "U-N-I-T-Y" while shopping for produce.

Me and the guy wearing a bolo tie in aisle 4 asking a female inventory clerk where the promise rings are located.

Me and the guy I mentor in an after-school program buying Flintstones vitamins and telling a woman in flats and a modish one-piece that I'm his non-biological "Uncle Carl" and love children, dogs, my 401K and would like to buy her lunch at The Cheesecake Factory.

Me and the guy in frozen foods playing "Marco Polo" with the store manager over walkie-talkie.

Me and the guy in a Tommy Hilfiger shirt practicing his golf swing while waiting in the express checkout line.

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